Operation Purity has been aborted
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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