I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i out mim tonsoeep
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