White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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