Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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