so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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