i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
