Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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