We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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