Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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