I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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