spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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