What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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