Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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