Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
