just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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