Got a toothbrush?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Randomize
