i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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