She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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