Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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