I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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