They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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