you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
worst night to have a conscience
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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