This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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