She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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