i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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