ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We had to coat check the pizza.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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