just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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