i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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