how can u be prego again
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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