he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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