maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He did a backflip because drugs
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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