So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My dad just said "fuck circus"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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