This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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