I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
