i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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