The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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