how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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