I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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