Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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