what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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