I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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