Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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