your thong is hanging out like whoa
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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