Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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