she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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