Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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