Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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