yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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