these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
