Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
