Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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