Everything about him screamed your future.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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