She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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