That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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